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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if
she can help him. He answers that he's looking for a
box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the
correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge
bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the
counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking
for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to
get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with
a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, because it's
sooooooooooo much cheaper ...
so I figure if I have to
roll my own, so does she!"
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